"Brought a Prop" Funny Dark Humor Greeting - Card

For those who prefer their messages with a heavy dose of wit and a side of sarcasm, this hilarious cartoon greeting card delivers laugh-out-loud dark humor.

Featuring a clever comic of a doctor standing by a patient's hospital bed holding a grim reaper's scythe, the caption reads: “This is difficult for me to explain, so I brought a prop.” Whether you are wishing a coworker a hilarious "rest in peace" at their new job, saying goodbye to a retiree, or just sharing a laugh with a friend who appreciates edgy comedy, this card is guaranteed to stand out on the mantel.

Because the best jokes are tailored perfectly to your recipient, the inside is completely blank, giving you full creative freedom to write your own personalized, witty message.

Product Highlights & Details

• Front Design: A funny, bright cartoon illustration of a doctor holding a scythe by a hospital bed, with the caption: “This is difficult for me to explain, so I brought a prop.”

• Interior: Completely blank for your own personalized joke or message.

• Size: 6.2 inches x 6 inches — a substantial, premium square-adjacent format that makes an impact.

• Included: Comes complete with a high-quality matching envelope.

• Versatile: Perfect as a funny retirement card, a sarcastic coworker farewell/leaving card, a "get well soon" joke for someone with a dark sense of humor, or a unique birthday card.